Work and Intimacy: Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday,... - FML

By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 26 September 2018 12:49

Unfortunate happenstance...

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 26 September 2018 15:11

Your boss is just jealous that he didn’t get a one night stand also.

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Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 26 September 2018 12:49

Unfortunate happenstance...

commandpriority 5

Wednesday 26 September 2018 14:56

Idk where you work but I would sign a deal!

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 26 September 2018 15:11

Your boss is just jealous that he didn’t get a one night stand also.

blightsight 10

Wednesday 26 September 2018 15:22

and this is why women should stay in the kitchen

Levi2411 41

Wednesday 26 September 2018 16:08

You should write a book on "how to get yourself bitch slapped"

blightsight 10

Wednesday 26 September 2018 16:19

I don't hear the sink running.

real life problems 26

Thursday 27 September 2018 4:14

You can have a one night stand in the kitchen also

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 26 September 2018 16:36

Apparently, you were the only one who rated your encounter as “excellent.” If he agreed, he would have doubled his order!

AzrielB 8

Wednesday 26 September 2018 19:10

This is where you should have said "if you don't sign the deal I might have to tell your wife"

Justin Allan Bannister 9

Wednesday 26 September 2018 20:20

guess you're getting screwed regardless

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 27 September 2018 10:25

The guy bailed on you twice? Dick move, Banner.

tounces7 27

Monday 1 October 2018 0:31

Depending on how you met him, this strains credulity.

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