Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
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Top comments
Mathalamus 25
Unfortunate happenstance...
Zekfen 17
Your boss is just jealous that he didn’t get a one night stand also.
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Mathalamus 25
Unfortunate happenstance...
commandpriority 5
Idk where you work but I would sign a deal!
Zekfen 17
Your boss is just jealous that he didn’t get a one night stand also.
blightsight 10
and this is why women should stay in the kitchen
Levi2411 41
You should write a book on "how to get yourself bitch slapped"
blightsight 10
I don't hear the sink running.
real life problems 26
You can have a one night stand in the kitchen also
RichardPencil 32
Apparently, you were the only one who rated your encounter as “excellent.” If he agreed, he would have doubled his order!
AzrielB 8
This is where you should have said "if you don't sign the deal I might have to tell your wife"
Justin Allan Bannister 9
guess you're getting screwed regardless
BurnInDemonFire 39
The guy bailed on you twice? Dick move, Banner.
tounces7 28
Depending on how you met him, this strains credulity.