Rhett_15
🌶️ Spicy
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymoosey
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Relax
Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
nilssonfan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
Cicie
Weatherford, United States
Most good songs are
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Anonymous
High on emotion
Today, a woman I’ve liked for years falsely claimed to be strung out on crystal meth rather than just turning me down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
Pontiacman92
Pueblo, United States
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
aarong
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Spotified
Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML
DreDre
Charity
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Anonymous
Crushed
Today, I found out that my crush and best friend dumped her boyfriend, and she has been sexting two of our male friends who are married, with kids, and has started hooking up with a meth head. Guess I'm losing a lot of friends in the future… FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
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boopingsnoot 25
"Semi Charmed Life"?
Glowworm56 27
That's called lyrical dissonance, my friend. The song is so darn catchy, we don't realize what the song is actually about until much later.
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boopingsnoot 25
"Semi Charmed Life"?
dope_mcfly 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for not being able to read. Let me guess, you love a song older than you are and you don't understand the 90's at all.
lexos 16
Or maybe it's in a language that op doesn't speak.
Lobby_Bee 18
I don't see a problem here. Doesn't mean you like meth, ******** maybe.
jangonett 6
Hey babe take a walk on the wild side.
Glowworm56 27
Oh man, my dad wouldn't tell me what that one was about when I was a kid, so I finally looked it up years later. He also wouldn't tell me what "Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard" was about. Surprisingly he actually did tell me what "Roxanne" was about though...
Ray_of_midnight 23
That one is about various members of Andy Warhol's 1960s-early 70s entourage. All the people named in it are real people.
Gaz_2_0 10
I love "Me and Julio Down By the School Yard"!
Glowworm56 27
That's called lyrical dissonance, my friend. The song is so darn catchy, we don't realize what the song is actually about until much later.
bubbat101 36
I had the same problem with Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People...seemed so happy and peppy...little did I know...haha
Glowworm56 27
When I was around fifth grade, I used to gleefully sing the chorus to "Boom, Boom, Boom,Boom!" by Vengaboys. I had no idea it was a song about sex. I also had no idea as a kid that "(I just) Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew was about having an ******. Then there was Simon and Garfunkel's "Cecilia" which is either literally about a woman cheating on a man during sex or Saint Cecilia, the patron saint of music and it's a metaphorical manner of describing the frustration of fleeting musical inspiration. I still love the last two songs I mentioned and find it highly amusing that a lot of songs I like are rather inappropriate or violent.
EnvyMe33 26
Most kids usually don't know about the meanings of songs until they are older.
CSXIV 19
Time to listen to something new to get you through this life.
RichardPencil 32
Wow! That’s shocking! I ought to look into my favorite song. I wonder if there’s anything to worry about in “What? What? In the butt!”
ImminentDisaster 12
So what is the song?
utzdman55 20
Given the FML title, the song is “Walk on the Wild Side” by Lou Reed, 1972.
missessanders7805 2
it could be Semi Charmed kinda life... which says Doo Doo Doo, Doo Doo Doo Doo