Anonymous
United States
Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
TerribleAddiction
United States
Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
tanksfan
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
Caught in 4K
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Smoked.
Mexico, Mexico
Get 'em while they're young
Today, I got a citation from school. My 10-year-old son was caught smoking cigarettes during recess. FML
wah wah "you raised him"
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
hypercrite dad
United Kingdom
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Hopslammer
United States
Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
Top comments
jwebster 8
This means that it will forever look just like the day he brought it home. Never tarnished with ashes. In a few months he will be bragging to his friends about it.
loserman67 36
To which I hope you said, "Thank you very much, it's lovely." And then used it for a candy dish. Don't break the little buggers heart because you finally gave up a bad habit.
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Comments (140)
silencedistant 0
Use it for potpourri or candles.
sschevymanss 0
use it as a change holder
mackdeezy 22
now she can keep it as a memento
disturbed678 10
But all the cool kids are doing it....
chitown23 4
You can get lung cancer even if you don't smoke and alot of people get lung cancer after they quit smoking
KiddNYC1O 22
You can beat it!
pagullarka 9
Make a pact that you will never make that Ashtray dirty
ashra_Raivyn 2
Use it as a reminder to stay healthy for your son
Namenlos_fml 20
Don't take it too personally. Ashtray in an art/sculpting class usually translates to, "I screwed up what I was originally trying to make.
DocBastard 40
Chitown - what the hell does that have to do with anything? The former smokers who get lung cancer have already done the damage, and the risk of lung cancer is literally over 10x higher if you smoke than if you don't (17% vs 1.3%).