GabisayzRAWR
O Fallon, United States
Today, I was out with my dog, who loves to bury things. He had recently torn apart his toy and buried it in the sand. I saw a piece of it sticking out of the ground, so I picked it up. It turns out that I was not holding his toy, but rather a dead bat. FML
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Nightwing98 22
Batman's dead?!
DontClickOnMe 28
Well, at least it wasn't alive. Did you bury it again and have a funeral for him? :)
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DontClickOnMe 28
Well, at least it wasn't alive. Did you bury it again and have a funeral for him? :)
Cad6 24
The bat could be female.
Pixxio_O 11
Oooh, shit just got real^
Cad6 24
#9 - Not really, because I'm a male.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Pown ^
darien987 1
^did you mean pwn?..
lilpowers 3
I had a funeral for a bat when I was nine. Then the neighbors cat got sick after eating it and we got sued.
Cad6 24
^I love how this story is 100% believable. 1. If the cat ate the bat, it's the cat's fault for invading your property, or the property in which you buried the bat. 2. The neighbors can't sue you for something their cat did. 3. You're an idiot for thinking any fool would believe this.
iliketofu 6
Could've been worse. Could've been a used condom
lilpowers 3
Look 50 they tried to sue us. I'm not saying they actually did. We lived in a duplex so our front yard was our neighbors front yard. So the cat wasn't 'invading'. I'm not an idiot your the idiot. Why don't you just **** off and stay out of my god damn life.
plum_lovin 28
Rabies!!!!
Nightwing98 22
Batman's dead?!
Cad6 24
nananananananana...Batm- oh wait, he died.
beccaishereyay 11
Batman is not a joke
Nightwing98 22
28- It could be a joke because all we need to do is through him into a Lazarus Pit, just like they did to Jason Todd.
efrainelboricua 12
Anyone else notice he has a batman default but his screen name is night wing which is grown up robin. Contradiction
KiddNYC1O 22
I did not know that... ^
Nightwing98 22
Actually 38, it's Nightwing transitioning as batman. It's when he took over as batman after the events in final crisis made them think Bruce died
lilpowers 3
NOOO!!!!! Batman is not dead! I'm batman!
purplexpinapple 11
Wait, if you're Batman, who's that creepy guy ouside wearing black?...
TheJester12 15
he killed Edward Cullen in spirit animal form. I'd say that deserves a round of kibbles n' bits. cheers !
GabisayzRAWR 0
Hahaha my dog appreciates that :D
BlueEyed1019 12
I've had my husky leave me birds, mice, and once a squirrel- all on my pillow! :/
DontClickOnMe 28
Once, my dog gave birth to her puppy on my pillow.
bizarre_ftw 22
Once my cats (originally cat, but as it turns out they breed - who knew?) chased a live chipmunk into the woodpile next to the fireplace. They were surrounding it when I got home.....
The_Troller 14
Once, my dog (a retriever) decided to randomly "retrieve" a live rabbit. Because she was bred to retrieve without damaging, she managed to carry it up, onto our back porch without causing any serious harm. I can't imagine what the rabbit was thinking.
MerrikBarbarian 9
My old dog brought me a live skunk once. She couldn't understand why I was running away. The skunk was a young one and amazingly didn't spray her. It was just confused as hell. Worst dog gift ever though
ninjuh_wingman 29
Did someone finally kill Edward?
ripresno 10
Hopefully. if so no more crappy movies
loserboii 11
It wasn't edward...it was Blade
lilpowers 3
Love how everyone hates Edward.
purplexpinapple 11
Of course we do, real vampires don't sparkle in sunlight, they turn ti ash, are noctural, sleep in coffins, can turn into bats, live in creepy castles, etc...
theHIGHroad2 5
God I really hate bats.. They are disgusting :S
Cad6 24
This is when Karma makes you a bat in your next life.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I think they're cute ^^
deviable 9
I loved them ever since that one episode of magic school bus. Also, the silver wing series.
Kayokku 1
51- I remember that episode! It was one of my favorites. :3 Bats are such BAMFs
lilmisslovely13 15
I don't like bats but only because one flew through my hair once.
UltimateGIRness 16
When I was in elementary school,we found bats in the rooms all the time,so I had to get used to them.now bats are my 2nd fav animal
AMClaire99 2
ew
ripresno 10
Yum
flapdoodle 2
Just a friendly reminder to keep your dog current on his rabies shots.
viomartyr 4
^ that
Pandacupcakelove 26
Pets... Gottta luv em'!