Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
Caught in 4K
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Get 'em while they're young
Today, I got a citation from school. My 10-year-old son was caught smoking cigarettes during recess. FML
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
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jwebster 8
This means that it will forever look just like the day he brought it home. Never tarnished with ashes. In a few months he will be bragging to his friends about it.
loserman67 36
To which I hope you said, "Thank you very much, it's lovely." And then used it for a candy dish. Don't break the little buggers heart because you finally gave up a bad habit.
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Comments (140)
DJAJBT 2
Hiya kayla ;)
SlaveToRetail 10
Set it by your door and use it to place your keys in?
JTorres8 6
Good for you for quitting!
akiahara 14
candy dish. I quit in November, cold turkey. hang in there, you can do it. :D
xxmeowxx43 1
Your son loves you.
COolErKiD1414 0
Why would they make this in school???
ThatAsianChick 2
birdbath!!
Sload_fml 5
Good for you for quitting. This reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes strip.
someguy998 8
i remember doing that in the third grade for my dad :)
kei1108 13
Great for you for quiting!!! be a good example for your son!!