Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
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DreamForMe 0
Hahahah I'll have to try this prank on my friend
redmnky21 8
you get in the shower before you turn the water on? that's stupid, your supposed to bring the shower to temp then get in
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Comments (173)
DrDilllonReese 12
That's a sticky situation...
ALpein 0
I've never had sticky gravy.
RaggleFrock 13
Aren't they supposed to do it with a stock cube?
Incogneterpeter 1
If someone did it to me with a stock cube I would just keep showering if someone did it to me with gravy I would stop
SuperKnuckels 6
i wish my shower sprayed gravy down. yumm xD
thiscrazything 1
At least your dog (or cat) will love you when you get out.
RaggleFrock 13
Actually I seen a meme of it when I was stumbling. It apparently makes you stink to high heaven
norotors 16
Why would you get in The shower before you turn it on?? It must be cold every time!
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Nothing like soaking in warm gravy...
Cad6 24
I like slathering myself in gravy.
Maddidaddi 0
That is the best prank ever :) you have great friends.
loopsy_fml 14
You are screwed
False_Stupidity 42
I like to slather myself in gravy and pretend that I'm a slug.
yourlifesfucked 0
Why did 1 get thumbed down? I thought it was clever! Ya'll just jelly.
DreamForMe 0
Hahahah I'll have to try this prank on my friend
KeyboardWarrior 10
Too bad you're stuck in a toilet!
SkoomaKi 28
Prank wars FTW!
joker72401 1
Rofl copter. I did this to a friend...I got my ass whooped for it. Op, go find an ass to whoop.
Kristolinis 3
Now that you stated that, make sure your friend doesn't try it on you first :p
hubla 0
I bet you tasted delicious
TrimKibbles 12
Prank? I would WANT to be covered in gravy in the morning.
niadanac1 3
Classic prank. I like.
GoingCommando93 14
Classic? I'm sure using gravy is a pretty original tactic.
poocherz97 3
And that's when you eat the gravy like a pussy!!! :D
GoWithTheFro 10
Saw this prank on memebase.
SuperKnuckels 6
do the prank to your friends but instead of gravy red food coloring so they think its blood >:)
GoingCommando93 14
53 - What? Are you handicapped? 77 - Blood? Why would there be blood in the pipes?
SynLikeYouMeanIt 7
I've done it with a pack of cherry Kool-Aid. Scared the hell out of my drunk roommate
madelinebriana 11
Your friends are geniuses
okiidokii_fml 6
You could just take a shower after Thought??
shovelface1990 4
Not really genius. One of them probably works in a hardware store. Oh the ways I could torment people....
Torva_fml 16
I shall try this. >:D
FMLContinued 3
Am I the only one who turns on the water before I get in the shower? It's pretty much prank-proof.
False_Stupidity 42
No, your not alone, I turn it on before stepping in too.
africanelephants 7
Thats a very gravy situation....
scarlettblondii 7
...what the hell is that supoosed to rhyme with.
spaerro 8
Maybe "grave"?
The_Troller 14
But that still wouldn't make sense either. Unless OP is deathly allergic to gravy.
Pandacupcakelove 26
What's up with everyone taking this so litterarly? -.-
micahsmommy 13
I think #6 was trying to do it like "that was a sticky situation" but exchanged gravy for sticky.
chimocho 8
Why does nobody realise that 'grave' also means serious? Not grave as in where you put dead people? Never heard the phrase 'you are in grave danger'?
IdaLim 3
I guess your friends are in a GRAVe danger now, being hunted down by you.
kamikrazy 6
Grave and gravy have nothing to do with each other...
runnamuk 6
Uh yeah, it seems pretty obvious that #7 realizes that they have different meanings and that there is a lack of any etymological connection between "grave" and "gravy". They were simply trying to make a joke based on wordplay, which, incidentally, wasn't very funny.
kei1108 13
Hahaha! I love how everyone is getting so serious about "grave" and "gravy". There are at least four similar situations and they are all hilarious...
callcopse 10
Could be worse, could have been red powder paint. I'll have to try that...
Michaelsgirl04 9
They need a "That's effin genious" button for all the awesome prank related fmls
redmnky21 8
you get in the shower before you turn the water on? that's stupid, your supposed to bring the shower to temp then get in
daniel1_1 13
Well if it was granulates by the time they absorbed enough water to become gravy. It would be the ideal temp
tklone329 0
NERDS
DeviousAngel 13
Thank you, nerds. :D
j_cat187 20
If you have a tub/shower you can get the temp right before running water threw the shower head.
videokid2000 10
Nerds rock. :)
PrincessPesa 20
Whoa, 43. Deep breaths. Some good points... I especially like the part where you credit nerds for creating all great modern technologies, and that(this I don't really get) nerds are responsible for where we stand as a society? That's some grandiose spouting and methinks you sound a bit defensive. I get what you were trying to say, but I think it's up to us nerds to educate, not bash people's brains in with our superior intelligence. Yes?
xStaciexLynnx 15
86- Yes 'nerds' pretty much created all technology and as a society we are EXTREMELY electronic based which yes, also mostly came from nerds. I also think part of being a nerd is 'bashing people's brains in with our superior intelligence'.
The_Troller 14
34- OMG I LUV NERDS 2! AND CAPSLOCK! Wow, I feel dirty now. I think I need to take a shower.
silencedistant 0
You're a retarded bitch.
PrincessPesa 20
Societal standing concerns a lot more than technological advancements. What is a nerd, anyway? An underdog. A maverick. Not generally into bashing. Haven't you ever seen Revenge of the Nerds?
VitaLp 14
128 - I don't think a girl who wears sunglasses that unnecessarily large should be allowed to use the phrase "OUR superior intelligence." Also, being a nerd has a lot to do with social ineptitude and nothing to do with being a maverick. Seriously, where did you get that stuff? Just because you can use grammar doesn't mean you're right. You are not a nerd, you are a hipster.
False_Stupidity 42
I actually thought #34 was referring to a candy called Nerds which are little odd shaped granules of yummy... Perhaps as an idea to substitute the gravy with them.
runnamuk 6
Let's be honest though, this is a pretty awesome prank. Here is what you do: 1. Think of a good way to get them back. 2. Get some mashed potatoes for your hair.
ValkyrieCain 0
Brilliant! Pure brilliance! High five your friends for me!