Anonymous
Today, I realized cigarettes are my cure for boredom. I bore myself out of $2000-plus a year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Victoria
The Marlboro Man
Today, I'm trying to quit smoking because I'm actually running low on money. I just realized that I'm actually spending a lot more money and gaining more weight by eating junk food to relieve my anxiety than what I used to spend buying packs of cigarettes. I can't afford a psychologist, either. FML
Anonymous
The urge
Today, I realised why I’m so irritable these days. My former flatmate smoked so many cigarettes that, now he’s moved out and taken the smoke with him, I’m going through nicotine withdrawal. I realised this after I saw cigarettes in a shop and couldn’t stop staring at them. FML
Anonymous
Mccomb, United States
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Anonymous
Coping
Today, I realized the only way for me to actually socialize is to smoke a joint. FML
mr.DiddyEpsteen
Gambling is evil
Today, I got off a boring day at work and went to the casino because my wife wanted me to go and it sounded fun. I have been sitting here doing nothing but talk about people's lives in the non-smoking section. FML
ughhhh
United States
Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML
Hopslammer
United States
Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
Anonymous
Athens, Greece
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Dano
Unreasonable
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
Goody2shoes
India
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
What's wrong with a good old fashioned tug/rub?
GamerChickxoxo 16
Have you heard of steam sales? join the PCMR and you wolnt have boredom or money for cigarettes
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GamerChickxoxo 16
Have you heard of steam sales? join the PCMR and you wolnt have boredom or money for cigarettes
Pratik_ra 10
should i be happy tht im nt the only one who loses this much money on smokes.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What's wrong with a good old fashioned tug/rub?
GamerChickxoxo 16
for the price of 2 packs you could start your own infinite supply. -Amazon and ebay carry tobacco seeds -amazon,ebay, and loacl smoke shops sell cigarette tubes as cheapo as $2 for 200 empty tubes Tobacco is extremely easy to grow and has a nice fragrance -especially if grown indoors -i grew (virginia gold) in my first apartment,and on my deck, ended up with enough extra to give a bag of cured tobacco to all my neighbors. For the price of 2 packs of smokes you can get tobacco seeds and 1000 tubes. 200 000 seeds -around $10 is enough to plant 2 acres of land so thatll last you awhile then just harvest the seeds off the mature plants hang tobacco to cure-dries and darkens Once the small seedlings start to grow its very hard to kill them,and not much eats them if grown outdoors cons- -its extremely toxic to animals and children if the uncured/fresh leaves are ingested -the nicotine is sticky on the leaves and can actually poison you from handling the plants without proper gloves -i recommend thick work gloves if you are handling pounds of tobacco
IHaveThePower 18
Well, talk to your doctor about quitting, but taking up a handiwork hobby, like knitting or woodworking or painting, would probably be much more of a help. With that much money freed up, you could get some fantastic supplies, too.