Today, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, and a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
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Top comments
mkymkm 0
cocks are funny whatever age you are :)
pogostick_fml 2
I don't understand how your life is ****** by this.
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Comments (82)
nl98 0
Umm......I doubt this is a real fml. A lot of people would chuckle/laugh at it. Just as long as you don't overdo it. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just_me_tmp 0
Exactly. This belongs on MLIA.
The_Pleb 0
Its perfectly normal, most adults are just in denile I still draw dicks on the bus windows, and in college textbooks
joop2 0
#58 seems like the annoying over achiever that sits in the front of your philosophy class that always has to have a long over drawn input to every part of the lecture while the whole class rolls their eyes and trys to shut them out.
357oboh 0
i dunt know who moderated this fml. this isnt even an fml, it's just stupid.
pogostick_fml 2
I don't understand how your life is ****** by this.
YayAmerica 0
Agreed. If you're not happy with your level of maturity, change it.
alexandraa_fml 0
Penis' will always be funny. Regardless of age.
mkymkm 0
cocks are funny whatever age you are :)
QTp13 10
I totally agree ;)
Mustardnight 3
I would laugh... Harold and Kumar is based on the pipi-caca jokes, toilet humour never really loses its charm completely!
GOYA_fml 0
yeah I totally get it! Thats funny
lazytown 0
How is this an FML? You laughed at something penis-shaped. Many people will, even in their 30s.
marz88 0
Big deal, you are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. *Clicks the no one gives a crap button* kthnxby
wyocowboysfan 0
go ******* die you piece of shit
Squadoosh 0
How is this a FML? If you did it at work, and your boss saw you giggling at the chips, then maybe. But as others have said, they think it's funny.
ben_wah_balls 0
I really resent fmls like this, you laughed.. so what.