Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
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DjeePee 25
It's funny how nobody here seems to understand the FML. OP, it are just his friends. Very disrepectful friends, but still, his friends. You don't need to hang out with them and have a jolly good time. Just ignore them. The only thing I hope for is that your boyfriend defends you.
ZeeBest86 6
Doesn't make you less of a bitch by spending $200. Not that I'm insinuating that you're a bitch...I'm just saying.
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Comments (79)
hysterical 1
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oh well. Dump him or get over it
Immersion 0
their just jealous
skiier4life 1
spending money doesn't make you a better girlfriend. we don't really care about shit anyway. and dump him? it was a friend talking, not him. be a better girlfriend maybe?
zivlaks 0
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well, at least ur username rocks :)
rottentomatoes 7
yeah :P
heyitsdiamond 5
Sorry hun just ignore them
Onlydie 0
That's what you get for being a ****
0KiED0KiE 0
how is she aa **** lmao..
Lounia_fml 8
Don't feed the troll..
ipwnlosers 4
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Look's like someone's a little desperate if she's still with him...
LissaMccracken 23
How? He didn't do anything. It was his friends..
AustrianChaos 3
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Dump the ungrateful bastard.
DjeePee 25
It's funny how nobody here seems to understand the FML. OP, it are just his friends. Very disrepectful friends, but still, his friends. You don't need to hang out with them and have a jolly good time. Just ignore them. The only thing I hope for is that your boyfriend defends you.
kikibisweet 0
Yes. Why is everyone saying get a new bf? It is "one" of his friends who said this. Maybe you should tell your bf what his friend said and see if he defends you to them.
BLAMBLAW 0
I kinda have my doubts about somebody "ranting" to someones face with no justification unless his friends are serious A holes and If that's the case **** 'em there assholes who cares but, ladies please live in your fantasy land if you want
jayellef 3
if his friends are serious a's$holes like they sound then her boyfriend should be sticking up for her. if he isn't then maybe the boyfriend doesn't really care about her and then she should move on. any guy wouldn't let his friends say things about a girl he likes.
harnold2000 5
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Maybe you should just have one boyfriend.
ureffinyoko68 0
...she does?
princessbits 17
She does, it's her boyfriend's friend, not her second boyfriend. READ THE FML!!
raya_kz 7
Sorry:( i know the feeling.
ZeeBest86 6
Doesn't make you less of a bitch by spending $200. Not that I'm insinuating that you're a bitch...I'm just saying.
DjeePee 25
Boaf, it's indeed not about the money, but inviting the friends to a surprise party isn't a bitch move. On the contrary.
sadistmonkey 19
That's not his point. Of course setting up a party isn't a bitch move but maybe she pulled other bitch moves in the past. Again, we don't know.
bittersweets 2
That's what I was thinking. It was nice of her to throw him a party, but she could still be a bitch.
7CitiesDiVa 0
Wow! Eff his friends7
blcarter81 0
sleeping with his friends is definately not the solution...