Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
So romantic…
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Assumption
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
The Boxer
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Top comments
samabomination 19
Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.
Sea_shelle 12
She sounds like a charmer
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Comments (99)
NellyFC35 19
That was a sign......she's not for you....don't stay down too long! :-)
2ru 14
To hell with her, she's ungrateful and will make your life hell.
adriianaa_xox 12
i would have put the ring on a necklace as a charm if it didn't fit my finger
Fernando83 19
If you do end up marrying her I bet we hear another FML from you in the not too distant future.
ElizabethNL93 20
Give that ring to someone who deserves it! Like everyone else has said: if this is how she acts now, she probably will never change. Are you truly happy with her? If not, then get out before you end up being miserable.
tukies 28
Well she will change by tomorrow; just be like sorry you said no. I changed my mind too.
jw90 18
If that's all it takes for her to change her answer then you're better off not marrying her OP. It's not that difficult to go get it resized.
djPanda 8
**** her Man U obviously deserve better
DedicatedNova 13
at least you tried OP. And how was you supposed to know how big her finger is?
kizler 1
I would too!!! i would be furious if my fiance bought me the wrong size ring! its like you put no thought into it.