Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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Top comments
samabomination 19
Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.
Sea_shelle 12
She sounds like a charmer
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Comments (99)
elizabeth713 8
You shouldn't marry her. Take the ring back if you still can!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, if you were trying to surprise her, how in tihe world could you just go up to her and be all, "Hey, what's your ring size?" It's easy to resize a ring; she shouldn't have reacted like that, OP, and I'm sorry she did. You deserve better.
Ksweety_fml 27
UNGRATEFUL PITCH!
DarthVader77 9
Man, congratulations! You just escaped a bear trap on technicality. Circle the day on your calendar and cherish your freedom!
synijazzi 7
wow messes up!!!
Alyxi 20
Ok you dodged a bullet there imo. But a good trick for next time: I measured her finger with string while she was asleep during a late movie she'd wanted to watch and ended up hating. Take that measurement to a jeweler and they can help.
doglover100 29
I don't get how people can know someone's ring size.
udolipixie 2
YDI for not knowing her ring size as it shows you didn't put much thought into this. It's like baking a cake for someone's party without even bothering to find out what cake they like, if they're allergic to certain ingredients, etc. Seems she made a smart choice and isn't one of those gals who just appreciates whatever a guy gives her no matter how little thought he put into it.
geoforce 6
divine intervention brother, you couldn't have dogded a larger bullet.
an3ph 20
Run, Forest, run!