Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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Top comments
samabomination 19
Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.
Sea_shelle 12
She sounds like a charmer
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Comments (99)
StarrliteFire 7
at least you know what kinda person she is
Zebediabolical 45
That's what you get for making her look fat.
jjmiller1001 17
run whilst you still can!
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI: you should have asked for her ring size.....
QueenSaru 28
Absolutely, nothing says "I'm secretly planning to propose to you soon" like asking your girlfriend for her ring size...
carakustom 8
What a bitch!
DasHaas 9
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. Good thing you found out before you signed anything.
brandoneyez1 25
I guessed at my wife's ring size and at that an educated guess, but none the less, I would suggest you lads "borrow" or just get any ring she has... They can size that and assume that it will be close. Yes fingers measure different even from your left to right hand, but if she wears the ring on the right hand, the left won't be much different. You can always resize later.
mick3446 15
You dodge a bullet. Find someone who respects you
TrinityNevada 11
It was a wonderful gesture and I am part of the "You're lucky you dodged the bullet" camp. I bought a ring for myself some months back and I didn't even know my own ring size. If she's going to be that picky and that bitchy about a ring you GAVE her, especially since you did something with good intentions, you're lucky you didn't marry her. She really does seem like a bitch. Who turns a guy down for a marriage based on something so petty?
grashopper8 7
Run! She's abusive and a bitch. She'll find a way to ruin every special occasion and manipulate you.