Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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Top comments
samabomination 19
Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.
Sea_shelle 12
She sounds like a charmer
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Comments (99)
Omniprism 15
Wow. All these chicks I hear about being mean and nasty and might I add stupid to their men surprises the hell out of me. I think you're better off. Find a sweet girl who would have said it didn't matter it can be fixed and threw her arms around you. Find someone to focus on the positive and your relationship not a ******* ring fitting wrong. Good luck.
nzfer2 9
That's a good thing then. If she's that much maintenance and selfish inconsiderate snobby bitch then she can go take a flying **** throw a rolling doughnut. I would go bang her sister and then move on. Your better off with out her.
Hutch1965 6
Good news, you can return the ring. Better news, you can return her, too.
Euphrates 10
Every dead relationship starts with kay jk she's a stuck up bitch
Xotoolyxo 16
What a stuck up brat, better off giving that ring to someone more greatfuk
MichelleSauerx 3
wtf it's not your fault. People these days
archos58 10
Bullet DODGED!
katie1474 4
you're not perfect and getting the correct ring size can be tricky. you guys could have just had it sized. you deserve better if that's why she left
TheAngryPrincess 3
That bitch isn't worth it.
jimmywithsalt 19
Sounds like you're better off. Good luck, OP!