Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Maddii1112 22
Was the ring still there, at least?
jbuckets_404 39
Best you found out that way than out in public esp. in a fancy restaurant with all eyes upon you....
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Maddii1112 22
Was the ring still there, at least?
jbuckets_404 39
Best you found out that way than out in public esp. in a fancy restaurant with all eyes upon you....
RichardPencil 32
You need to buy a bigger ring until she says yes.
jriley4u 17
I would make sure she wrote that note. 3 years is a long time to invest in someone that you’re planning to say no to.
Sady_Ct 38
Some people just don’t believe in marriage, doesn’t matter if it’s 3 years or 30years
EmDizzle2007 28
there's more options than that. don't project.
Igor Rakocevic 3
I knew a guy where his girlfriend said no after 7 years. he saved for ages so he wouldn't need to be in debt. She said that he took too long and she didn't wanna hurt his feelings cuz she stopped loving him.
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
Damn.... Better break up than staying loveles for years, she would've made them both a favor :/
Inkoseh 33
AGAIN. Marriage isn't a surprise. You should BOTH know you want to get married, discussed it, planned to marry relatively soon, even planned if she wanted to pick the ring. The only thing that's a surprise is HOW and WHEN you propose. That's it. Marriage isn't a movie, it's a huge commitment that you should already both be on the same page for.
Igor Rakocevic 3
some women won't say it outright and expect to know when she is ready
Inkoseh 33
Then unfortunately, you'd have someone who has no idea what they're really looking for other than excitement. If you've not discussed it and you/other one wants it, bring it up first. Always. Doesn't matter if it ruins a mood. This is your life too!
slowhandjp 18
You should've hidden it from her.
Itsheragain 9
uhm...im hoping you reconsider
WistayShlaio82 13
I wonder what she did with the ring
sickerthanyou 13
Fml?, you dodge a bullet!. Why would you want to marry???