Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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Top comments
samabomination 19
Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.
Sea_shelle 12
She sounds like a charmer
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Comments (99)
captainmpg 9
You dodged a bullet there...move on
mikepzz 27
She just saved you a lot of time, money and pain.
worldclassrager 41
Don't worry OP...she said yes...just resize the ring then it should be a true yes...
QueenSaru 28
It's not that the ring didn't fit, it was her overblown reaction to the ring that's the problem. Ring sizing is sometimes difficult to get perfect even when doing it in person (half/quarter sizes etc), nevermind trying to do it without the person actually there. What if he'd borrowed a ring of hers and it was an old one that didn't fit? It doesn't mean he didn't put thought into proposing, and rings are easily resized. However, if she's reacting this unreasonably to something, it's probably a sign that he needs to run fast in the other direction and be grateful she said no.
pistolpete31000 7
Psycho bitch. Better off to get out of it now then after you've married her
Randomness90 27
Congrats man!! I don't think you would have liked being married to her. she sounds awful
an3ph 20
Better alone than in bad company.
lanco_fml 10
u dodged bullet..sounds like she didn't really like you..
KaiserSD 8
Get your money back. Immediately. And get a new girlfriend. Immediately.
NocturnalCro 14
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.
duckling916 4
dont worry she saved you!