Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Did you scream, "MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!"?
MandieL 27
Freaked out good, or freaked out bad?
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Comments (69)
skullover23 21
Wow I'm so sorry that happened!!
hardcorefan16 22
Wow I feel bad for you but your girlfriend sucks if she did that to you.
torn616 7
she might suck but after that she'd better swallow too
Red_Ryder 6
Bruh, really?
Swandive235 27
Damn, sorry dude.
Tarlachia 33
Did you scream, "MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!"?
zach205 24
Well, I think we all know who has the ring now, that's why OP can't find it.
Tarlachia 33
Nasty hobbitses!
turtle_darkness 17
"Through sicknesses and health," came a little sooner than expected eh?
MandieL 27
Freaked out good, or freaked out bad?
rivaraven 35
Since their name is "sothatsano", I guess they freaked out in a bad way.
laden_swallow09 35
Since it involves a kick to the face, chipped tooth, and a missing piece of jewelry worth at least a few hundred smackers, Imma go with "bad way".
MandieL 27
She coulda just been so excited (freaked out good) that she kicked him by accident.
FEATHDUCK 19
"Accident" I don't know about anyone else here but I wouldn't want to be with someone who freaks out when something good happens to them.
MandieL 27
I really hope that one day you are lucky enough to be so excited about something that you have. Mini freak out. It can be a really wonderful experience.
WCARlover 35
...wow I really hope she said yes after all that. And if she did just imagine the story you'll have to tell your grandchildren. But I'm sorry that happened, OP!
domolovesyoshi 33
Wait, are you suggesting she needs to say yes as an apology
tantanpanda 26
Uh, from the username, it was a no. I hate to be that person, but I really hope OP dumped her after that. Even if she wasn't ready, to kick someone in the face and cause them to lose the ring is not ok.
saraaa2552 15
lol
thatperson35423 15
That sucks op hopefully you find it
Setareh23 34
Well, that's one way to kick start things. In any case, I've always found it weird how some people react so violently to clearly non-threatening surprising situations. Judging by the amount of similar FMLs though, it must be more common than I thought. Anyways, good luck with your tooth OP, and best wishes for the engagement!
marcranger 29
I wish I'd kicked my ex in the face when he pulled out a ring in public. He knew full well how I felt about marriage. At least I wouldn't been humiliated.
Aky0n 10
I wish shortly after you'd have gone to jail for battery as well.
marcranger 29
Maybe you should wish that on the assholes who threw things at me after I turned him down? Trust me, it would have been worthwhile to avoid the public scorn, and nothing was going to stop the useless shitbag from proposing.