Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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Top comments
samabomination 19
Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.
Sea_shelle 12
She sounds like a charmer
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Comments (99)
ahd94 21
Sounds like you dodged a bullet though.
honeymoonroyale 20
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there, buddy. Sucks, but most definitely for the best if she's that.snobbish.
EvilLittleMan 23
Wow! What an ungrateful wench. We all know who wears the britches in that relationship. Bail while you can OP. That's an Evil Little Bitch that I wouldn't even touch.
spluver0005 17
For everyone bitching at me I'd like to point out I don't want the news. Most of the reason I'm losing faith is first hand observations. I see a ton of people who all they care about is themselves and it drives me insane. I see so many people taking advantage of others kindness. Watch how a person treats their "inferiors" not their equals. You learn a lot. You see what people truly are and no who they pretend to me to get ahead in life
FrankHotpants 31
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
squideth 18
For the love of ****, don't lump us all together. We're not the Borg, we're all different and there are plenty of women out there who aren't ungrateful psychos like this one.
graphicstyle7 17
Anyone who spews out an absolute like "you can't do anything right" has NO IDEA how to communicate properly in a relationship. If you can't get her to go to counseling for her behavior, PLEASE DUMP HER. I don't say that lightly, an approach to a problem like that is a BIG RED FLAG. Please move on if you want peace and happiness in your life.
Forenzics 10
Time for a new gf! Who wants to live the rest of their life with someone like that any way. By her reaction the marriage was bound to fail anyway. Good thing you saw the real her before you said I DO!
apesfordana 3
The ring only fits the first time in the movies.. Unless you had gotten her fit for it first... Take it as a blessing and find someone who appreciates you. She clearly has the fairy tale written in her head instead of eagerly letting life happen
museerux01 10
Her loss OP
iisisaac 9
is that legal?