Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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NightCasterZ 5
I don't understand why people stay in relationships if they don't want it to last long time. FYL OP
Solano2580 24
You're better off OP.
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Comments (54)
thenetflox 4
you spent 3 years with her and you either A. Never noticed she was an idiot or B. Never discussed marriage with her and she freaked. Either way YDI
mccrightp 29
You dodged a bullet there friend. Did you point out the irony of her objection? Could she appreciate it?
winecrab 7
After reading all these FML's about proposals you'd think people would know better. NEVER propose unless you know she'll say yes. You might think it's romantic buy you're just putting her in an uncomfortable position.
withered 30
How about you talked to your partner about marriage before proposing? Just because you want to marry it doesn't mean your partner wants it. YDI big time for clearly proposing out of the blue.
nwwaverider 14
What does that say about you?
Mama4ddk 15
It says that he knows the definition of unconditional love. Because honestly you'd have to be unconditionally in love with someone to put up with that shit!
worldclassrager 41
She couldn't have said that before getting wasted?
moniculkin 19
How ironic.
mrBearBear 11
If that's the way she acts I'm kind of surprised you'd want to propose in the first place.
ViviChenny 19
Well that's a unique way of declining someone.
Mama4ddk 15
Well obviously she was right, I mean that is so the right way for her to handle this. Can you imagine if she had been completely immature about it and said that she just needed some space and time so that she could weigh the pros and cons? Or if she had asked you to wait for an answer until tomorrow so that she can figure out how she really felt? I mean that would have been completely out of line. For you to expect anything more mature out of her was just insane of you. You are so lucky that she handled it so grown up and reasonably I mean the only thing more mature that she could possibly have done at that point was if she'd stripped and run around the neighborhood naked. I mean really that's the only thing she could have done top her maturity level at that point. On a serious note I feel for you I really do, and I hope that you find the happiness and longevity that you are looking for. Good luck.