Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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NightCasterZ 5
I don't understand why people stay in relationships if they don't want it to last long time. FYL OP
Solano2580 24
You're better off OP.
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Comments (54)
ItsThisGirl 17
Better to wait longer than 3 years anyway.
Rozeyyy 25
one of my friends met a guy and decided to get married within 3 months I thought it was a little too fast for that kind of commitment but they're in love and are happy so that's all that really matters. If you find the right person then you shouldn't waste time.
Mathalamus 25
Getting married after three months is too fast, regardless of reasoning. The minimum is a year, to me, and even that feels like fast tracking.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
My parents married after about 6 months of dating/knowing each other. They've been together 27 years, happily together too. Honestly there's no sure way to know it'll work, not after 3 months or 3 years or hell even 27... people change, feelings change whatever it may be, if it feels right and both parties are on board then that's their choice
Mama4ddk 15
I know a couple who live together for 11 years before they got married and they thought so much that they divorced and separated. about a year later they got back together and now they're happy again but have decided that marriage and that piece of paper ruined everything. I personally am very happy with my husband of 8 years after dating for 4 months. We admittedly have known each other since first grade lol but I guess it just goes to show it takes all types and every relationship is different.
LyricaSilvan 30
23, my parents moved in together after all of a month of knowing each other, and they're still happily married to this day, over 40 years later. I personally can't say I would be comfortable with that myself, but it does work sometimes.
PhoenixChick 26
By too immature, did she mean not old enough to buy her alcohol?
racejunkie 4
Dump the bitch!
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, um, clearly something made you consider marrying her? I dunno, man ... I would recommend talking to her to see if she is one of those ones that doesn't want that, but I have a small hunch that she isn't on that mental plane yet to even have a conversation like that. I personally feel no obligation to marry anyone unless it benefits us in other ways. The true "marriage" is between the people involved, and everything else is lagniappe.
imbedderdenu 23
looks like you dodged a bullet buddy
mariri9206 32
Clearly, she is the immature one and you can do so much better.
Inkoseh 33
Usually people discuss marriage before a proposal. I applaud your want to marry, but if she thought you came out of such left field, who knows? Try talking about marriage first so you wont blow that money on a ring! (Before knowing!)
isaak_sanchez 18
Ex girlfriend?
Miss_Whipped 43
Cliche comment?
Mama4ddk 15
Valid question or assumption. Yes.
pbkid6667 6
Well, At least that happened before you wound up throwing your rings in to the Truckee River.
winecrab 7
What did she say before getting drunk?