Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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NightCasterZ 5
I don't understand why people stay in relationships if they don't want it to last long time. FYL OP
Solano2580 24
You're better off OP.
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Solano2580 24
You're better off OP.
NightCasterZ 5
I don't understand why people stay in relationships if they don't want it to last long time. FYL OP
DoomedGemini 38
I can understand it somewhat, but it should definitely be discussed and made known. The shocker for me is the 3 years.
JustTheTruth42 13
People can stay in a relationship for years without getting married. Marriage just isn't for everyone.
DoomedGemini 38
I think they're talking about just being together for the long run, marriage or not. I was, really. Marriage and just future plans need to be discussed, some people just want some fun and don't want a lasting relationship, and that should be made known to try to prevent heartbreak. But as I said, 3 years is a bit strange for that unless it was more of a "let's see how it goes" thing.
Bluepies 24
Some people like to keep whatever's their best current option, continue shopping, and then do a trade-in for an upgrade when they find something they perceive as better. Happened to me once.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I agree. If she wasn't looking for life-long commitment, that should have been addressed in the beginning of the relationship.
Sp4wn 17
She's the definition of mature.
thisguy22 33
Duh! She's old enough to drink alcohol. That's what makes you mature, isn't it?
HoboMeth 36
Good, you don't wanna marry that anyways
HeyyShayy 15
It would never work? What's the point of wasting not only yours but her time for 3 years if she knew it wasn't going to go anywhere.
Grisha_fml 18
Maybe for the sex... ?
EvilLittleGirl 24
damn you let a real good one go right there...
bazoo42 25
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
Darkness_Hate 29
Bullet,dodged!
Hamden824 23
You deserve so much better than her, OP. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
skalavecci462 13
What if he wants cattle instead of fish though?
Grisha_fml 18
no, it's probably true love, he should fight for it! LOL
Demon_Adrian 1
Wow OP, it is hard being turned down. At least you know that this relation leads nowhere. The both of you are going in different directions and you should split. I hope you find a partner, who wants to share the rest of her life with you.