Today, I confronted my boss for his inadequate contribution to our work. He accepted his inadequacy and apologized for not doing enough. He now expects me to work on everything single-handedly, since he has already clarified his inadequacy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Today, without realizing it, I just overstepped what is known in business as "The Competence Zone." Now any work that needs to get done properly (AKA all of it) is foisted off onto my overworked ass because I'm the only one who can do the work both competently and quickly. All I did was do the work I was given. FML
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML
Today, my boss continued to orchestrate behind the scenes with my colleagues to make me look bad for her lack of organization. Then she showed up 10 minutes late to a meeting, shared that she needed a vacation, and realized that she needed to micromanage less. I've been asking her to make that change for months. FML
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Top comments
MrConcise 35
Want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
Epickiller 21
Sounds like you either need a new boss or need to confront your boss' boss.
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Comments (37)
Emmamazing 26
All of these business words. My brain can't process this ? Anyone wanna explain this to me?
BlackStar288 10
He confronted his boss about his lack of help in projects, and his boss now expects him to work by himself since he (the boss) is incompetent.
illegalbeagle69 23
Boss do no good work so he say op do work alone any way.
Emmamazing 26
Thanks guys. Now I can get that achievement lol.
MrConcise 35
Want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
Kielnmsoftly 26
It's always those that work the hardest who get more put on their backs while those who just skate by always get it easier. Sorry that happened and gl op!
Epickiller 21
Sounds like you either need a new boss or need to confront your boss' boss.
KitchenPig 16
Go over his head
brendejafulable 41
He accepted it and moved on.
keiNan_fml 35
Take it as a challenge and prove your worthiness. Hard work pays off well.
BananaCoconutty 26
Well that backfired
Norja 33
Complain to someone higher than him
shortswimmer17 28
Your boss sucks at being a boss and taking responsobility
SubparAtBest 23
But isnt that what he did? he said he sucked at what he does, only he made OP do the work. Often times the employee will have loads of work dumped on them by a boss. its just how life works man.