Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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Top comments
netfreak 0
I'm confused. Were you two at least going out?
fractal47 2
Were you two dating at all? Or did you just decide to propose out of nowhere with no prior relationship history?
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Comments (252)
IOwnedYou 0
That makes no sense. So you asked her to marry you, yet you weren't going out? And how are you positive she was talking about you?
itsgen 16
wow you over react yeaa like she was talking about you!!!! dude you dnt know that for a fact
coopert28 0
so im guessing she said no
Nevrmore 0
I'm pretty sure that the "Geek from high school" isn't him, he's just depressed that she found something some guy she barely knew to be more worthy of her status than him proposing to her.
jeanniner 0
ummm.... why would you propose to her if you weren't dating?? I really don't get this.
av232 0
with a reaction like that i assume you weren't dating...ever. so why would you propose to someone you weren't even in a relationship with? that's not romantic, that's messed up!
unlucky_number13 0
this is confusing. haha sounds like a bs fml....
dyingstart 0
Yeah...I don't even know what to vote for this one :/
samusfox 0
OP please reply and clarify the situation for us. We're yall dating or not? Did she say yes?
Crzy_EyesSunrise 0
That's horrible! That's really cute, though I hope that you had been going out or something, because randomly proposing to her is...well, that's a bad move. Anyways, the real kicker is that she didn't realize that you would get that message? What is it with people these days posting things on facebook that will come back to you (especially when it concerns you!) maybe you weren't the geek? Unless she explained the situation...Hmm. Sorry, man, but if she did that in the first place, she's got no place in your life, that, at least, is my opinion.
bexox 0
She probably didn't care that he would see it. Maybe she even wanted him to so that he'd get the message that he's a creeper. Harsh, yes, but maybe she did.
wroughtinfire 0
Ya know, it's a long shot, but she could have just *referred* to him as "the geek from high school," and really had been dating him for a while. So, F his life. That is about the longest shot I think I've ever taken.