Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
muhilrashid 4
Why ? I mean i csn understand the amazing spiderman but batman was awesome maybe if you watch it again
NoahEibon 11
I don't care if I get thumbed down a lot but, you are an arse!! It is so freaking amazing!!
NoahEibon 11
Oh and I read comics but kick peoples asses when I need to and come out on top, how about you stop with the steriotypes because it makes you look arrogant.
skiper6 2
That was a great movie! It's good to have an opinion but seriously! Batman!
mommy_me 4
Hey Batman sucks! it's not your fault :)
121210hhh 4
sometimes opinions shouldn't be said...
Spades_Slick 3
Well don't mock that amazing work of Cinema.
megliz22 4
as you should
worldclassrager 41
I was the same way with the avengers...but I lied and actually got compliments...
I_missed_it 2
I really don't want to see the new batman movie because of the principle that the last installment in a trilogy is just not good. Usually they try to make it all "cool" and action-packed and forsake the plot. Also when the trailer looks like nothing but action and slight comedy the plot isn't as fantastic and they're drawing in the masses. This isn't to say I'll never watch it. Maybe my opinion will change. But another reason people might not like it is because certain characters go away from the comic book interpretation. It could be because of the cast change. And maybe there are badly thought out inconsistencies in the movie. OP FYL because you had an opinion shared it and was penalized. Maybe in some creepy way people think that disliking the movie is dishonoring the people killed in the movie theatre or something. Good luck and remember to have an opinion always. Oh, and who knows maybe this movie will end up on the 50 reasons this movie sucked blog. She does a lot of movies other people like. . .
jiglemyniptips69 3
Well what did you expect!? It was the greatest movie ever!