Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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Top comments
legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
geeves1097 3
I wouldn't stop at death threats if you're ripping on batman.
jennifernorvell 7
Yea you are probably the only person to not like it
alyssaroxs 4
Ouchhh
Kaotiic 4
I hate you
coolcole 2
Screw you.
duzurlifesuk2 7
Even if you didn't like it you should NEVER diss the Batman...
legit0817 4
The new one was DECENT. BUT, they couldn't even make Bane the right way?! He's supposed too be Hespanic in a luchadore mask, & he's white with a modern gas mask. & Has a british accent, instead of a spanish one! Uhm, FAIL. & Real Batman fans know that. & Btw, dislike away :D It probablt makes you feel better about yourself.
Dunvanation 4
I think your profile picture is perfect for those last two comments. Hilarious.
LilSista1394 6
The Batman Movie was Absiluteky amazing! You must bot be a Batman fan, and for that I feel terribly sorry for you..
PhishloverA 14
It's your opinion and you're entitled to it, so FYL OP