Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
schizo_teddybear 8
If it's any help me and my friend are always at each other because I hate Batman period. And I don't like DC too much. Marvel Fangirl all the way.
daps29 11
I liked it but I wouldn't say it's the greatest like most people and I wouldn't make a big deal about it mostly because I didn't think it was gonna be that good
TheBedMonster 5
Oh that was a really bad idea!!! In fact I am one of those batman fans and I loved the new movie!! Bad I am not going to hate on you since it's your opinion. My partner hated it to and almost fell asleep through it -_- Though I would never dumb them for it...sorry OP that you got dump for a kind of stupid reason
tmac2696 1
Good!
SoultheWolf 19
I heard really bad reviews for it, compared to the other two. Also, if you're girlfriend/boyfriend is that shallow to dump you over a movie be glad you aren't together instead of upset. FYL
belleboleyn 14
Sorry to hear you got dumped over it, but you were right. It was a terrible Batman film.
hazydaze 9
How could you hate a movie where Anne Hathaway looked as hot as she did?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
HEY! Be grateful you even got to see it and came out alive. Did you not hear about the massacre in Colorado? And now another guy was caught in the same movie with a gun and knife. Be appreciative that you even came out of the theater alive, even if the movie sucked. I wish I could see it but no one will take me and I won't go alone. Also, it's pathetic that your boyfriend/girlfriend would dump you over an opinion on a movie, and that you'd receive death threats because of it, but perhaps you shouldn't post such things on Facebook. Several people have gotten in trouble with that site for various reasons...use it wisely if you must use it at all.
DirtyChar 12
I also hated the movie.
kingcaesar 0
YDI because you have no taste