Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
RogueWarrior869 23
I find it silly that this has more ydi's than fyl's. Personally, I dislike how Batman sounds in the newer live action films. Sounds like he is getting laryngitis, or something. And if your ex-girlfriend is stupid enough to leave someone over their opinion on a film, you're better off without her. And for the people making threats on your facebook account, report them. They'll either get a warning or banned, which they deserve. Best of luck.
Taioteth 4
Wow...just wow ._. sucks for you OP
stitesy29 18
Why would someone threaten someone over their oppinion? Ever heard of freedom of speach? Though i dont understand how someone could possibly hate that movie But i wouldn't threaten to kill them Or if it was my girlfriend i wouldn't dump he That's just stupid
jbwlifefml 0
Apologise to all those people. Now
softlikesunset 15
That's absolutely ridiculous. I get that that movie was highly anticipated and well liked and everything, but to be broken up with and receive death threats from disliking a MOVIE? That's just absurd. People are so hung up on things that don't matter these days. So someone doesn't like the same movie as you do? Get over it. Them disliking a movie isn't going to hurt you.
Jamesy52 1
It sucks though. People are retarded.
DreamtheEndless 3
To be honest, I didn't like it much either. I found it pretty boring and I don't blame you for that status. And if you're going to get broken up with and sent death threats because of your taste in movies it looks like you need to find better people to hang out with.
therobotchef 6
the new Batman did suck... they got Bane's character wrong it was Batman versus Shredder from tmnt
andthepennydrops 6
Batman is awesome!!!!! But having an opinion is an invalid reason to break up with someone. Sorry, OP :(
EverdreamOfMe 24
Every one who clicks YDI on this because they like Batman is immature. I say this and I like Batman.