SSS
London, United Kingdom
Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
West End, Australia
Guess I'm coming out in a Ford Focus
Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML
t-dawg
United States
Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML
brittbrat4
United States
Called out but accurate
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Rick
United States
Glassed
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
thesmartone
United States
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
RoxMySox
United States
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
ooops
United States
Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Road rage
Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Mannheim, Germany
Road rage
Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20 km/h over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML
really?!
Troll level 3000
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Top comments
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Calling your brother an asshole would be an insult to assholes, and calling the driver that deliberately ran into you a moron would be an insult to morons.
Chen Zhibang 8
You can't morally claim insurance if you've given consent.
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bloopaloop 27
Is their lawyer claiming it was because of the sign?
Chen Zhibang 8
You can't morally claim insurance if you've given consent.
Gofuckyourself 24
But consent wasn't given. It's like saying your family member or even a stranger putting a sign like that on your car and you didn't know about it and then someone hits you. You see the sign after. What do you do? Now the post doesn't state whether OP saw the sign before or after but I'm sure they would have taken it down the second they saw it.
Gofuckyourself 24
I don't know if this is a possibility but take the sign down, call insurance, state it was a hit and run, and throw the sign in your brothers face.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Calling your brother an asshole would be an insult to assholes, and calling the driver that deliberately ran into you a moron would be an insult to morons.
fde2blknimout 18
Anyone with a baby on board sign deserves to get hit. The idea a reckless or drunk driver is going to come to their senses or sober up bc of your pretentious sign is ridiculous. You deserved it!!!
cornyrob 33
At first i thought it was a sexual message
hollunation 11
HAH oh my god
naveen kumar 0
You can't think that everyone out there has common sense/humor these days.. so many retards out there!
Steve45 4
A sticker with "I have no insurance and am broke" makes people drive very carefull behind you