Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
pizzaboterham 10
Now hou have my permission to die... Just kidding. I think it's great that you dare to stand up for your opinion, and I feel sorry that some people took that in a wrong way.
jb6000 0
YDI batman is a boss movie
james777 3
Should've just said you liked it
53982 0
The movie sucked
wellthatsukx 0
Wow, nobody in your life has one (a life).
hellohazel 12
1. Is it really that important to people that you like a movie? What kind of people do you live around?? 2. ....how did you not like that movie?
HelloChrissy 9
Wow, I'm surprised nobody made a "I heard it made a killing it's opening night" joke. Not that that's anything to joke about, but just sayin.
Windrammer 6
Why weren't you one of the people in Aurora?
42billybob 5
It's because saying you hate the new batman movie is the equivalent of saying you hate justin bieber used to be. It's that thing that everyone around you seems to love to it makes you edgy and smarter than everyone else around you to say you hate it. So that eventually when everyone comes around to see your side of the argument you can sit back and say "I hated it before it was cool". That's what I see every time someone makes a totally baseless attack on something legitimately (if not brilliant) at least above average. Not an attack because you actually hate it, but because you are fishing for something to be the first to do... and the only way to accomplish that seems to be just picking random stuff to hate. Be aware that if you call something seriously bad, you are by extension saying eveyone who likes it has bad taste. If you present no argument as to why... well you're just saying that your word means more than that of [insert box office statistics here]. You are just insulting as many people as you can to get a reaction... well there's your reaction. You know the kind of person I'm painting a picture of here. You know what an insuffereable hipster pick that guy is. People are lashing out because you look like that guy. Don't be that guy.
htownpostman 16
Makes no sense.. And to think I've had FMLs rejected and garbage like this passes for truth