Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
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Top comments
legitkitty 11
Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!
dressedskeleton 10
Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!
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Comments (411)
MsFML_ 16
How dare you hate such an amazing movie?
ShaneC39 2
Seriously **** batman and that movie specifically! ******* gaylords!
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
The NYstock exchange is in Gotham because Gothan is NY. In the comic book world real cities have made up names. Gotham city is New York city
AtomicRebirth 11
I don't understand all the YDI votes for this. If the OP has an opinion, who is to say it's wrong?
ILuv_toaster182 5
YDI for not being able to know what an amazing movie it is!!
TheIchiban 11
People need to calm their **** about batman! Batman doesn't give a shit if you like him or not! HE IS BATMAN!
someguy314159265 15
I'm not sure what to say about this. It really sucks that you are being attacked for your opinion, but at the same time, stating an opinion on the Internet is, indeed, dangerous business. There was an FML posted quite some time ago about how the guy got a giant tower of bacon from his friends, and he hated bacon. That post received an absurd amount of YDI votes, and many bacon-loving commenters spoke hostile words to him. I'm sorry for the state of humanity, OP.
kelly352 0
That movie is awesome what's wrong with you
aperfectxdeath 3
I don't really like any of the batman movies. He's just a rich guy in s cape. What's his superpower? Being filthy rich? They also could have picked a better villain than bane.
Jasonf6 0
Nerds be ragin. **** 'em.