Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "Nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he'd pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replied, "Putting my fish tank together." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
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japtch 15
It sounds like he may have been a little distracted during this game.
jtthegr8 26
At least now you know why he's with you :( Sorry op
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beachyballerina 12
Then you probably talk about your boobs too much in front of him and you probably had them falling out of your shirt with a bombshell bra. Either that, or your "boyfriend" is only with you for sex. ..Good luck with that ????
lookingforlovee 0
I know I dont show off my boobs at all but I feel like that's the only reason guys want a relationship with me.
grannygruber 6
YDI for trying to fish for compliments using the ruse of a game.
jhart97 4
Must be some great boobs if they are the only reason he likes you. Sorry I'm going to need to see pics to prove it.
tomtato 10
He would probably die if he wrote the wrong things about you, he can't go wrong with boobs, i think..
lookingforlovee 0
I hate when I think a guy likes me but it's really all for my boobs
Dracoboxer357 36
^ You want to test that theory? Fine, Saran wrap your boobs flat against your body, wear some loose clothing and go meet someone. If that goes well, it's your looks and/or personality, and if it doesn't, your boobs didn't disguise that. Of course, if it goes well and you start dating said person, explaining your sudden breast growth/reappearance may be interesting. Claim to be wearing a better bra, I guess? Good luck with that. ;)
BlAzEtHiS 0
Not boyfriend material. Throw him back and try again.
whogivesafuck88 10
Technically that's 2 things
aradmomen 9
what size? :D
keeganm 1
DTMFA
groupleader 7
I agree with 26.unless u only have 1 boob...