Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "Nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he'd pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replied, "Putting my fish tank together." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
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japtch 15
It sounds like he may have been a little distracted during this game.
jtthegr8 26
At least now you know why he's with you :( Sorry op
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Comments (172)
Cablo_Gubla 2
That means you've got nice breasts, many are not so fortunate.
akaOtter 1
Maybe, and I'm just spitballin here, but maybe they actually are the only good thing about you. You seem needy, boring, and that even though it's your game, you only managed to come up with 10 things about him. Get over yourself, be happy you have a boyfriend, cuz if my girl did this to me, I would have just got up and left the room.
Kev1878Mc 4
At least you have nice chebs
stonedfishies 10
He's a guy, don't take it to heart.
Cheeznibbler 0
Nice boyfriend you've got there ;3
kekemj 3
I can relate. All of my boyfriends do that to me. :P Even my best friend says that. You are not alone. Lol
Tyrez 32
It's probably the only reason they're with you ;)
4evervirgin 6
Technically, it's 2.
Senasams 14
You only like ten things about your boyfriend?
backfire10z 14
You shouldn't expect that much... When you just spring that type of game on us it's hard to come up with things on the spot. Also, maybe the good things in you just can't be explained in words :)
jbuckets_404 39
OP, if he drew them, then he had 2000 good words to say about you! ;-)