Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
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TheUglyBassist 0
and how exactly was he killed?
tashbash 0
haha that actually sounds really cute
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lelanatty 0
lol.
BabySoExclusive 0
Lol, my bf does that nothing wrong with it, actually I think it's kinda cute :)
X1_BLACKOUT_1X 0
not really an fml
megiscool123 0
haha
garrettgoshorn 0
is #1 a girl or a guy? I can't tell. lol
seanreddog 4
So he likes man/boobs?
missmurderx 8
your boyfriend; win. gosh, he sounds pretty pimp. if you don't want him, I'll take him. :Pp
Fridiculously 0
Weird. Name his penis princess Sofia and take her on magical journeys.
seelefire 0
haha get a sense of humor OP
vdk4601 0
why male names ??
seanreddog 4
moobs
LforLove 0
dude ur mah hero
missmurderx 8
30; or name it krull the warrior king :D
Ucla_cupcake 0
lol is correct. The op needs to learn to have a sense of humor. I see nothing wrong with the bf naming her boobs.
seanders 10
So what? Boobs are so squishy and fun to play with!
ThatsJustMii 0
1 is definitely a guy..
Clare420 0
my bf has a long hair on his arm named Carl.
cincin75 0
Nice idea. I will find a pair of boobs and name them too. How about Jenny and Jack?
ScooterScott 0
Team Nathanial! Team Maxie suckz
ohSNAPyall 27
Maxie is a female name like Maxine
RachelTheLoser 0
hahaha I agree, ths isn't really an FML, but it's still funny xD it is cuute
JupiterIcicle 1
At least you weren't a fat man and your girlfriend was doing that to you. YDI for being a fat man
seanreddog 4
My cats name is Max Maxicito Maximillion Maxine. But we just call him Max. Sometimes we call him a dumaxx, but only when he's being foolish.
W3BD3V 0
I like your boyfriend's style!
Walshey93 10
my boobs are called fred and George :D nothing wrong with naming them...
seanreddog 4
^ except theyre a bit weasly.
ScooterScott 0
^Win
XxJeffRawrxX 0
I Named My Penis And Testes. :D The Left One's Mr.Freudian And The Right One's Dr.Lutman.My Penis's Name Is The Octogon.
Walshey93 10
well done for noticing the harry potter reference :D
metalfan333 0
ydi for whoring around
melissamoshh 0
i named my boyfriends penis "hefty" (: but anyway, that sounds funny. atleast it was after sex. my boyfriend called me "ironman" today during sex...
JupiterIcicle 1
... ^ U shouldn't be having sex yet, u look very young........, MY PENIS IS CALLED EL jUEVOS GRANDE............... this was ******* weird
acccccccc 1
30- i named my penis jesus. does any one want to let jesus in?
poogiegirl976 0
csi FTW!!!
deathcab7 0
well if you name it, youll never forget it.. (:
BaKardix 0
96 Wins!!!!
blackhood_fml 0
97 you are too fine babe
Lisimal 7
I know right? It frustrates me to see how teenagers try to hard to be grown ups, as well as sleep around. They should enjoy their teen years. I know that I was a teenager two years ago, but I am speaking from my perspective. Throughout the school campus I would see a lot of girls with their big bellies, and I would just shake my head. They need to learn to take things slowly. After all, you have many years ahead of you, in which you are going to be an adult. My GOD did I get off topic! Anyhow, the "fml" is more of a cute/funny moment. How does it **** the OP's life?
Kewaii 0
YEAH lol gotta love men
Kewaii 0
Mine are not named but this sincerely reminds me of my boy friend
CarCrashZombieLo_fml 0
HAHA. xD
JohnyF 0
Lol iv named my fists and legs. Fists are "****" and "You" and my legs are "Thunder" and "Storm" Hahahaha OMG get serious...
JinxSNC 0
#30 hey! mine name is Sofia! XD I lol'd nonetheless
W4X 0
0 3M G33 your badass.
tashbash 0
haha that actually sounds really cute
tminihan 0
# 2 just like u
duke10861 0
#32-creep
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
FFS, it was a simple compliment! If you consider that creepy, please barricade yourself indoors Labor Day through Thanksgiving. You're not ready for Halloween decorations.
seanreddog 4
What's FFS mean?
Fridiculously 0
Aw Jane, you're pretty like Twiggy.
Rexx 0
67 For ****'s sake
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Thanks Frid :) Is that you in your pic? It makes me wanna fingerpaint!
missrawrzy 0
#35-win
coldasbrice 3
agreed
theobs 1
Nothing abnormal here!
CremeEggs 6
OP was actually sad because the names weren't Creme and Eggs. That's normal. Sheesh.
TheUglyBassist 0
and how exactly was he killed?
Chris93Jones 20
for being a total boob?
kaytlinblindsey 0
I have a brother named Nathanial haha
JupiterIcicle 1
Is your brother a boob?
pedro_mclovin 0
^lol win haha
mikeman3234 0
For a brother to be a boob, his name would have to be Josh.
mikeman3234 0
Haha I'm glad you got the connection :P
deathgrowl6 0
haha
so_unlucky89765 4
haha um akward much
tinapita 0
IA #2. It's kind of adorable.
szlafarski 0
1. fyl? no way! that's awesome! 2. agreed - how did he die?
garrettgoshorn 0
u must have some nice **** if one of them was able to beat the other one to death. YDI for having great ****. btw he should make a movie out of that story. ha. or record the sequel at least.