Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "Nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he'd pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replied, "Putting my fish tank together." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
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japtch 15
It sounds like he may have been a little distracted during this game.
jtthegr8 26
At least now you know why he's with you :( Sorry op
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goliatron 9
That's not a game, that's a trap!
TheGITP 0
You know how guys are terrible at giving compliments or saying what they actually mean? Well maybe it's just me, but he could like everything about you but could of been to embarrassed to write it invade he looked soppy? I know a lot of guys like that :3
kay_princess14 7
Wat else is there
Crazberry 5
Oh they don't bother me at all. At least you're being civil about it. I just find it ironic that people are accusing *me* of ignorance when they're not any more aware of some things than I am. Besides that, I can admit when I'm in the wrong, but I did nothing to deserve a guy who wouldn't pay for a taxi to take me to the hospital when I needed to be checked out and made me walk to get there instead. I may be the common denominator, but some guys are just assholes on their own.
HunterAlpha1 8
you should be grateful for this chance to see how the male brain works.
neander 8
You expected something else?
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for suggesting such an insecure, passive aggressive, compliment hunting game. I'm sure he was being honest.
bubo_fml 11
The next item on the list of ASSets is...?!?
818de60 2
you should b flattered. r to buisy thinking about **** to play stupid game
hateevryone 15
And you're surprised? That's how guys are these days. smh