Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "Nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he'd pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replied, "Putting my fish tank together." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
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japtch 15
It sounds like he may have been a little distracted during this game.
jtthegr8 26
At least now you know why he's with you :( Sorry op
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Comments (172)
canzonetta 16
Well, maybe he likes your boobs so much he cannot think of anything else! That is quite flattering right?
canzonetta 16
Or did you play the game naked? Cause then he probably couldn't help it!
sm0kinBCBudz 0
Lol
br0ccoli 15
We've got a Shakespeare on our hands. A real panty dropper.
Awsumuzzie 12
That explains my awkward moment after I read this fml at my work desk...
nofearjenshere 12
This right here's a panty droppaa.
Dracoboxer357 36
86- *Looks at Jen's comment, looks at Jen, looks to see if his panties dropped, breathes a sigh of relief* Sorry, they're still strapped waist high. Better luck next time. ;P
RedPillSucks 33
Panties still firmly attached to wife. Please try again. Please!
UnicornInSpace 6
I would like to see your face when you saw it.
SweetPerfectionn 3
That's upsetting.
Candice0687 0
If thats all Your boyfriend likes about you then, you need to find someone that likes you for you and just your boob's, I actually say FhL for him because he's going to be sorry when you realize that you can do better.
blackvyper 8
Boobs is a good comment.. It's worth at least 10 comments in itself. Therefore your boyfriend needed to make only one comment to satisfy you. In fact, you should commend your boyfriend on his skill and tact in such matters.
Jewnut 0
are you having relationship problems? your "game" sounds more like therapy, maybe he was just trying to lighten you up
TheGothGamerGirl 20
I don't think he's a douche at all. Men are simple and don't always verbally express their emotions. Boobs were probably the only thing he could think of at that was on his mind.
mrcreepy 1
Technically... That's 2 things