Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
"It's not my favorite song, but it's so sweet when the bassist drops." "It's 'when the bass drops'." "No, it isn't."
Wizardo 34
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
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Comments (31)
Sandsh8rk 36
Well, that's one way to stage dive!
shiba10 26
Should have jumped into the audience for a crowd surf, would've looked hella cooler than hitting the mud haha
Welshite 40
You sure showed those headbangers how it's really done.
stryder9090 28
This is how Drowning Pool was inspired to write "Bodies"
Wizardo 34
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
Miss_Whipped 43
*throat-splitting roar*
PePziNL 20
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Tripartita 45
"It's not my favorite song, but it's so sweet when the bassist drops." "It's 'when the bass drops'." "No, it isn't."
flammaefata 20
What's your day job? I'm feeling this level of constant creativity hopefully is recognised in your 9-5 as well :P
Tripartita 45
I'm a graphic design student, so creativity is a big part of it. I wish the design process was as easy as posting a few comments similar in length to a tweet.
Wutdafuqq 24
Nothing screams metal like self inflicted injury!
lexiieeex3 32
The price of rock and roll...
Lorex 13
Done something similar I threw drum sticks high in the air it hit a ceiling fan and hit a girl in the face... No regrets!
zaidthunder1 27
I hope you didn't break your nose.