Alyssa
Toronto, Canada
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
chopchop
Bad choice
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Stixchop
United States
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
RickTheBoy
Toronto, Canada
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
Rye
United States
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Anonymous
The tip of the iceberg
Today, I didn't have enough money to tip my hairstylist, even though I thought I did and said I was, but I'm so broke, my card got declined at $50. I needed the haircut for an interview. I feel so f@%$>&* bad about it. FML
doubledown
United States
It's on me
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
mushroomtop
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
ruhrohraggy
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Top comments
DomDomxoxo 16
You paid before you got the haircut?
deadbabies 0
If only there were some person who would supervise your hairdresser, and imagine if you could report your hairdresser to this mystical person, and potentially get a refund and your hair redone by a sober hairdresser while at the same time getting the first hairdresser fired. What a strange, crazy world that would be, right?
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Comments (54)
adamls96 0
I don't pay for my haircuts until after they're done.
VictoriaSchultz 8
Hopefully you won't have a comb-over
Starrysky8687 1
That's what you get for paying 50 bucks for a damn haircut.
Kayla_Zee_Ninja 8
At least it'll be unique! XD
Coffeebang 17
$50 on a haircut? Damn.
dubzta 1
Just another way to get a hipster haircut
BunBunBabe 8
Well was it a good haircut or shitty one? Some ppl might do an ok job drunk
LimeSharpie 6
Who pays $50 bucks for a haircut?!!!?!!!!
CassieStrawbs 7
More people then you think.
screwhim622 0
haha that sucks balls
MillerBeerTime 5
That's what going to super cuts will get you