Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML
Today, I was home from college and went to eat at a local mexican place. The manager started yelling at me about an unpaid tab. Apparently, my dad likes to drink there and skipped on his tab. Again. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
Today, I was sitting in a bar telling some young dude to accept responsibility for his life choices. I'm over 50 and was spending my last five dollars on beer. FML
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Top comments
desmaddin 5
That really sucks. But why do you have to pay if it is the waiter's fault?
spillproof 0
$50 is a big amount to be undercharged. Something smells fishy. Have him prove it.
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Comments (90)
shiftydude 0
first! that sucks.
desmaddin 5
That really sucks. But why do you have to pay if it is the waiter's fault?
kelllieeee_ 0
lol awwww, im sorry that suckkkks but why do youu have to pay? be like yo, EFFFF that cuz it was the waiters fault lol :)
Sansa_fml 38
STOP IT.
Compwiz1993 0
That sucks, but it's not really an fml. It's not THAT big of a deal is it?
brand125 17
um DUH IT IS, on top of the money he had to pay, he recently BROKE UP with someone???
mymumim 0
run out
Zerooo_fml 0
keep in mind its his Favourite bartender, meaning he goes there often, sucks
beast123 0
Ydi for being a pathetic fool and drowning your sorrows in boos ...man up
um_duh 0
You probably had a good night with your friends, and they most likely cheered you up which was the aim right? $50 isn't a lot for the above
Leprecon 3
Its a mistake on their part man, that should be coming out of the waiters salary, not yours. Really, you arent legally obliged to pay for it.
smosh_fml 0
yeah