Alyssa
Toronto, Canada
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chopchop
Bad choice
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Stixchop
United States
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
RickTheBoy
Toronto, Canada
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
Rye
United States
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Anonymous
The tip of the iceberg
Today, I didn't have enough money to tip my hairstylist, even though I thought I did and said I was, but I'm so broke, my card got declined at $50. I needed the haircut for an interview. I feel so f@%$>&* bad about it. FML
doubledown
United States
It's on me
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
mushroomtop
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
ruhrohraggy
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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DomDomxoxo 16
You paid before you got the haircut?
deadbabies 0
If only there were some person who would supervise your hairdresser, and imagine if you could report your hairdresser to this mystical person, and potentially get a refund and your hair redone by a sober hairdresser while at the same time getting the first hairdresser fired. What a strange, crazy world that would be, right?
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Comments (54)
CodyAllan146 4
Why do people spend so much money on their damn hair?
seriouslythat 6
I spend about twelve bucks for a haircut but every time I go I get color too which is an extra 30 plus the tip .
06dopey 8
Damn Hispanics coming in all drunk off tequila and shit. And calm down people. Im mexican so its ok that im racist against my kind.
OneLittleAdditio 9
how is that ok? respect starts with you. if u don't respect yourself and people like you, don't expect to receive much respect from anyone else...
ImaginaryFoe 1
No, it's not okay; you don't speak for all Latinos so you don't get to speak against all Latinos. It's also a damn shame that you don't know the meaning of the word "Hispanic". Lastly, it just wasn't funny.
akito11 5
I think he was kidding....
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm sure he was. I didn't think he seriously believed a Mexican on tequila did the haircut. Just because it was meant as a joke, doesn't mean it was funny and it certainly doesn't mean he's not spewing rubbish.
br0dawg 6
where the hell did that even come from, 26? and I hate when people do that shit. "it's okay, I'm _______." it's annoying, bro.
Jewnut 0
Thats probably why they wanted the money up front
KaelaKhaotic 5
Is it bad that I kinda wanna see what it looks like?
Jonkbaby 23
I love it when people ask that
Jonkbaby 23
doesn't matter; had sex
Tewpawn 4
I'd have to be drunk myself to pay $50 for a haircut.
KiddNYC1O 22
Girls usually pay more for haircut. With all the washing, drying and what not.
CassieStrawbs 7
78, the washing and drying is including when getting a cut at a real salon.
ImaginaryFoe 1
YDI. You realised it halfway through and didn't stop him/her? You don't mention how the haircut came out but I can't imagine you'd write an FML if it was good. Why would you pay for a bad cut? Salons need repeat business and word of mouth advertising. If you are unsatisfied and let the shop owner/manager know, he/she will try to correct the issue. Never walk out with a bad cut.
immaMonsta 8
Well hopefully your hair still looks nice.
Skelebitch 0
Welp, you deserve it, after paying 50 bucks on your hair. That could have been 50 bucks you gave to a family who has no food. How do you feel now?
mikeymayhem_87 15
I hate when I have spend $15 on a haircut, and it only takes 10 minutes to cut mine. YDI for spending $50 on a drunk haircut for sure!!