Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BADBOYRI
Chennai, India
NO SLEEPING ALLOWED
Today, I fell asleep on the barber's chair so many times that he got mad and "accidentally" sprayed water on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML
Alyssa
Toronto, Canada
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
imawesomeokay
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
oD_Ronan
Olympia, United States
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
kaley
Real dream
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Craig
Canada
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Your life must be pretty sweet if this is what counts as ****** up.
cacheson 42
Hey, that running water and scalp massage can be really soothing! I'm sure your barber has seen that before.
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Comments (17)
RichardPencil 32
Your life must be pretty sweet if this is what counts as ****** up.
cacheson 42
Hey, that running water and scalp massage can be really soothing! I'm sure your barber has seen that before.
extremereviews 26
Does anyone else notice FML automatically voting IAYLS or YDI on fmls?
pelletman67 16
I didn't notice
becca9985 34
There have been several times I've almost fallen asleep while having my hair washed at the salon. I don't know what other stylists do, but my stylist uses warm water and she massages my head while washing it. It combines to be a very soothing experience and I'm not surprised that it makes me sleepy.
pelletman67 16
So which is it a hair dresser or barber. There is a difference
sevennfam 6
You must've needed the sleep. Plus sometimes when they wash my hair, I'd like to fall asleep as well. Super soothing and relaxing. Sucks that they had to shake you awake though.
species4872 20
Big deal, now if you were driving a bus that's a different story.
sutima 23
How is this worthy of being on FML?
sillymama 21
I love scalp massages when I'm getting my hair done!! I've almost dozed off many times. Sorry you were so soundly asleep they had to wake you up though.
jcash52426 5
Well was he able to cut your hair while you were asleep.