Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (434)
andrester 0
aww I'm sorry for your loss bro
happy_dino 6
That is so mean! I really hope she's an ex girlfriend now. and I'm sorry for your loss. :(
happy_dino 6
and y'know.... I hope your mom haunts your girlfriend's soulless ass! SHE'S the bitch.
elchueco007 0
that should be your ex by now
harrywestt 0
well you gf sounds like a bitch and I'm sorry for your loss
moomoomeow2 7
I would slap or dump her right then.
Jbfu 0
I'm curious as to why the op actually deserved it.... can any of the 190 answer?
FMLsOhilarious 6
What a bitch! I'm sorry she said that OP, but you need to dump her trifling, disrespectful ass. Kick her to the curb!
XXizzlerXX 0
that's so messed up ! dump that fool!
kialuvsyoo 3
She better be an ex-girlfriend now!! Thinking that is one thing, saying it is another.