Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (434)
kialuvsyoo 3
And even if she was a bitch, saying that someones death was a good thing is never acceptable.
kangaru1 0
your gf has a black heart. watch out.
MyChemicalLife_fml 0
Dump that bitch. She obviously does not have a heart.
XnabilaX 0
That's messed up, confront her now before it gets worse, Sorry for your loss may your mother rest in peace
jquibell 2
dump her!! at least she didn't say it right to you but still a nasty thing to say
ariestiger15 0
dump her sorry ass. sorry for your lose. it is always hard to lose some u love. she was heartless and cruel to say that behind your back after your lose
rudymex2003 0
I lost my mother too and if I ever heard my GF talking shit about my mother she would be du dunskies ( meaning done) right then and quick!
JokeMeister 0
if she's not an ex, then YDI
rideordiefl82 0
thats messed up punch her in her face only this one time tho and never again
softballchick18 0
omg im sorry