Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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jasminea 0
revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him
DudeBTM 8
Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.
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Comments (231)
crazyyetsane 0
On the bright side your not the bitch he was talking about. It annoys me when men refer to all women dating or otherwise as bitches or hoes, where the respect for the ******!
Cashh 0
haha that just made my day. and my day beenreally shitty
Jasonf6 0
Dump the asshole.
katiegurl19512 10
guess u found the answer to ur problem?
plzfckme 3
haven't made love, maybe that's the reason he is bending bitches over
ollierobs 0
There's the boners humor I love, thumbs up!
karinaprism9 4
haha revenge is sweet. :)
kraine0712 2
I'll just say, young men like to stretch the truth to look cool. Maybe 'last night' to him was several weeks ago with you. Or maybe he is cheating. You have to talk to him before jumping to conclusions. The best way to approach most situations like this is giving the other person the benefit of the doubt at first, any other infractions go with your gut.
underdose 9
any guy who says he likes to "make a bitch bemd over" deserves to get a punch in the face
Iriz 0
U need to keep ur eyes open, look around a bit he might b liein to his friends like others say but u never know so keep it safe n check it out...