Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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jasminea 0
revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him
DudeBTM 8
Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.
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Comments (231)
shamille 5
he sounds like he's gonna murder someone someday. dump him before it's you.
lisha88 1
he's cheating
Justicefrombelow 2
You totally deserve it. Women like you tend to scorn their boyfriend's desire because they're to uptight to enjoy sex, and then wonder why he's not satisfied with just you. Several weeks without sex ? Seriously ? ...
turboextreme 0
your fault for withholding sex for weeks
ohlalala_fml 0
its funny how you still call him your boyfriend.
dellsy 0
He's more than likely cheating... he could be lying, but dont be gulliable and think that because thats what you wanna believe, guys and girls cheat, you should let him hear you telling your friends that you screwed one of his friends, if you wanna actually screw his friend, then throw that in for good measure
PeteElMalo 0
sorry to break it to you, but you've never "made love" ... you've had sex
DogReypistPANDA 6
YDI for not having sex for several weeks at a time.
Hostilecorp 3
What I would do, is get one of your guy friends that will back you up. Tell him that you are leaving him, because that the four inches just aren't cutting it anymore. Then motion to guy friend and make a foot long gesture with hands. For best results, do it in front of his friends.
shoecrazy 5
maybe he's tryna show off and impress them by lying?
revieced 13
eitherway hes an azz