Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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jasminea 0
revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him
DudeBTM 8
Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.
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Comments (231)
JPLovesAnimals 4
at least YOUR not the BITCH. :)
TheNewGuy03 29
i'm only calling you out because you decided to place emphasis on it, but: you're* |the kid|
silico 0
"Haven't made love in several weeks" maybe you should put out more? Ytdi
5t3ff1k4h 47
Relationships aren't ALL about sex. Some people remain abstinent for years and are very happy with that.
bharted85 7
jerry! jerry! jerry!
lemonsquid 6
REVENGE ON HIM!!! talk on the "phone" to one of ur "friends" n talk about how awesome sex was... n u love to tell him to "go faster n harder" ;)
chelseaaababyyy 17
even if hes not cheating, your boyfriend still sounds like a douche. especially if he was lying and you were the 'bitch'. i hate when guys call girls that, its so disrespectful. dump him !
iluvjb4eva 0
I agree !!
iluvcrazipepl 9
that sux :)
brokenangelexy 13
either he is bullshitting or he is cheating either way he needs his ass kicked and probably dumped
Zeradire 5
regardless of if he's cheating or not, saying "bend a bitch over" makes me think of one of those rapper wanna bes that sag their pants and talk shit all day. I'd be more worried about that than him cheating.
chelseaaababyyy 17
me too ! if my boyfriend ever spoke to me or about me like that, id be bending his bitch ass over to shove my foot up his ass ! lol
sky22_fml 7
Wow. If he has to lie...something's wrong
cajekraze 7
bust him out!