Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
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Top comments
theonex17 15
Tell his friends that you faked it and see how he feels after that
torio123 27
doesn't matter had sex...?
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Comments (64)
SWC_Penguin 17
Next time you're about to ****** just grab his head and yell "MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!"
cryssycakesx3 23
hump daaayyy. ye-ahhh
shaytards_fml 9
next time make camel noises too and freak him out ;)
robertd73 24
What does the camel say?
EvilLittleMan 23
Does the camel having a stroke have camel toe?
jefrey 9
hmmm how he knows how a camel face looks like when its having a stroke? he is from kuwait?
annoyedweirdo 9
Say he looks like Rocky Denise taking a sh*t
CrazyMelvin 14
How does he know what a camel having a stroke looks like?
Exconn 3
"camel stroke" is a term used in the show The League. It's just referring to the face someone makes when they have an ******. It's not a good or bad thing, so I hope you read this and stop being mad at him, lol.
KrystaBaby13 2
It's actually vinegar stroke
misunderstood94 15
One of the funniest FML's I've read so far
mxij 13
Yank that camel...err...face?
Tannasgh 22
Dumpola...