Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
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Top comments
theonex17 15
Tell his friends that you faked it and see how he feels after that
torio123 27
doesn't matter had sex...?
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Comments (64)
buttcramp 21
hahahaha does anyone actually have a good O face?
misspaperwait 4
Exconn the term you're thinking of is "Vinegar stroke" lol referring to the face you make as you orgasim similar to the one made when smelling vinegar.
JoBHarvelle 7
Did you have it on hump day?
TheRoyalBattler 5
After 1 hump, or 2?
Setareh23 34
Am I the only one who feels a guy shouldn't be going around talking to other people about what he has or hasn't done with his girlfriend? I sure wouldn't like it if my SO started talking to others about our sex life. Especially if he started telling people I looked like a camel! FYL OP
steffidallasbfl 16
That's actually kinda funny
jellybeens_fml 16
How would he know what a camel having a stoke looks like?
Carrieexo 4
Still had sex though..?
silverstream20 20
Punish him by faking it next time.
demczyss 8
I'm so glad that did not say what I thought it said. I read that your brother was the one doing the talking.