Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
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Top comments
theonex17 15
Tell his friends that you faked it and see how he feels after that
torio123 27
doesn't matter had sex...?
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Comments (64)
greeneyebeauty9 28
Serious question.. how does he know what that looks like?
worldclassrager 41
Well that's an odd description...
allplayedout 20
What the hell does he think his O face looks like? Either the pair of you are teenagers or this loser is so immature he sounds like he's in perpetual high school mode. I wonder whatever happened to "don't kiss and tell?" Giving your girl an ****** is hardly a bragging right regardless when you put the word "finally" in front of it...I think you know what to do here OP. Don't give this dude more material to demean you in front of his toadies.
clrichmond2009 24
sounds like a couple of teenagers to me.
cryssycakesx3 23
commenters get more bent out of shape about the FML's than the OP.
kaytasha 18
Whatever happened to being adult and no kiss and tell?
buckdharma 38
One hump or two?
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
How insensitive :(
brandoneyez1 25
That's hilarious. Can you post a pic of you making the face?
radwanov 14
hahahaahaha.. omg you just made my day. thank you (k)
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Sorry but this made me laugh until I peed "a camel having a stroke" but still u should've gave him the look
WhatsOpTic 11
Boobs are nice..that is all
vanaathiel 13
The pathetic part of this is that he was "bragging" about giving you an ******. Is it that rare that he does? Or is he just a 12 year old immature boy?