Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is cheating on me with my ex-boyfriend, who came out about six months ago. We were still friends, and after they met, my husband admitted that he'd always wanted to "experiment." When I confronted them, he shook hands with my ex and said, "Now I get why you choose guys after her." FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
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SgtAssCheeks 21
incoming "Today I discovered the hot girl I was having kinky chats with is actually a guy. My wife still doesn't know why I look discouraged. FML"
theonex17 15
That's the internet for you...
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theonex17 15
That's the internet for you...
SgtAssCheeks 21
Welcome to the Internet where guys are guys, women are guys and little girls are FBI agents!
JocelynKaulitz 28
The catfish strikes back.
SpicyDuck 22
That's karma at its finest
iLike2Teabag 27
Manti Te'o'd.
Kindroth 12
Yup, internet in a nutshell
SgtAssCheeks 21
incoming "Today I discovered the hot girl I was having kinky chats with is actually a guy. My wife still doesn't know why I look discouraged. FML"
Rizzen 27
distraught*
fullalove 23
I have already seen 3
fatmcfatty 13
wow. just wow
Grayness_ 26
Ehh... I don't know how their marriage is, but she should put her foot down and talk about it. If he is looking for females to talk to maybe OP should be more "freaky" you could say. Or try to look more attractive. That's my advice. But, you can do whatever the **** you wanna do :D Yeah yeah thumb me down blah blah.
DrippingSarcasm 20
I accidentally upvoted you #20 and now I want to punch myself.
deathstroke990 22
#20 is never going to have a girlfriend, he's one of those forever alone asshats that think women are only there to look attractive for him. I pity you
hatemyluck 15
Where do these shallow people come from?
honeymoonroyale 20
#20, that way of thinking will get you nowhere in a relationship. That is so shallow.
mageepaigeee44 15
#20 I'm seriously so confused by your comment. Others who have replied are calling you shallow but I can't even figure out what you're trying to say here.
Grayness_ 26
Hahaha. You guys are so funny. 1. You don't know me 2. What I commented was my advice to OP 3. I do have a woman and we've been together for a year. 4. My relationships always last 2-3+ years because of the communication.
Grayness_ 26
@41 - everything you just said about me is wrong. But this is a website where I can put whatever I want. Just like you can. And no I'm not alone. I have a woman :)
deathstroke990 22
70 that woman looks so upset in the picture, completely awkward and creeped out. it looks like you just asked a random person to kiss your cheek.
murdersquirrel 15
...or your cousin who feels bad for you because your attitude towards women sucks. stop being awkward with your cousin.
deathstroke990 22
yeah; leave your cousin alone!
Aspireworks 12
Do you plan on cheating on your girlfriend if she isn't "freaky" enough? You know, instead of talking. You might want to let her know ahead of time so she can (hopefully) get out now!
Space_Teddy 29
you would rather let people know that youre not a loner than that youre trying to let people know youre not shallow... how shallow can that be
kittenchaser 5
Girl on the internet- G.uy I. R.eal L.ife
mFUNdo21 17
yes
kittenchaser 5
no , lol.
Farmillionaire 8
You kind of look like one.
speakersboom 19
And you kind of look like a dick. Don't need a picture to see that. :)
gavocado 8
Maybe you should talk to your husband about his online chats?
dotalover 15
i doubt tht the conversation wouldnt go well
Sports_guy3 28
I doubt your use of grammar rules.
jlmontgomery 11
#36 - so you're saying the conversation WOULD go well?? Maybe you should learn proper grammar....
bellebe1998 16
Ground him.
FloMarDee 19
that took a lot of balls to come clean... LoL... seriously fyl, but ur husband deserved it!!
RabbitOfAurora 28
Ahahahahah! Don't be mad at him, you can lord this over him for years to come. Not that it's a big deal, but if he's having that kind of reaction what not use it? Ahhh.. karma.
challan 19
don't be mad that her husband was cyber ******* someone else? you are crazy.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Not all of us get mad over that kind of thing. I'm secure in my relationships and actually encourage one night stands. it's human nature to stray in one way or another. plus, they learn new things to bring home ;3
Farmillionaire 8
Im with you #99. I'm a happily married man and if the wifey asked me if she could have a one night stand, I'd let her have it. As long as she used protection and didn't bring anything unwanted home
speakersboom 19
Relationships are meant for two people who want eachother; not eachother and Joe, Hannah, that hot chick I saw at the gas station, Paul, and ahh... I forget their name... starts with a K.... you met them at Aunt Laura's picnic... Understand?
RabbitOfAurora 28
Who are you to dictate what a relationship is "meant" to be 113? And I think you're confusing love and sex. There's the person I love and am with no matter what because I want to be with them. Then there's that hottie on the bus I want to bang and then never see again. While the love/sex package deal is more common, they can also be purchased separately.
speakersboom 19
if you're dedicated to someone, one person, THEN YOU DON'T BUMP UGLIES WITH ANYBODY ELSE. Simple concept, dude.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Just because someone is dedicated to living a healthy lifestyle doesn't mean they can't decide to have take out every once in a while. And it's not natural to just be dedicated to ONE person, the eyes roam my friend. like, "it doesn't bother me that my man looks at other girls and are attracted to them and maybe fantasies about them as long as he doesn't do anything about it" I think all these down votes are because you're all just jealous you can't "bump uglies" with every hot piece of ass that comes your way~
DLT_fml 20
I'm sorry. I clicked you deserved it, but I meant your husband did.
speakersboom 19
As the great Stephen Tyler one claimed: "Ah. Ah. Dude looks like a lady."
skittyskatbrat 19
Dude Looks Like a Lady. Yeah, she needs to play that song. Constantly.
crazytwinsmom 25
And make him dress like Mrs Doubtfire.
GuyNoOneKnows 13
At least he was honest about it
TheZigg 8
It's not like that makes up for what he did...
speakersboom 19
I think the real lesson, my friends, is honesty is key. And that stranger danger has no age restriction. *golf clap*
GuyNoOneKnows 13
I never said it did, although that's what everyone probably thought
vodkadance 8
He should be more distraught about cheating on his wife than worrying about the fact that his online lover is a dude.