Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
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Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a Happy Meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML
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Top comments
socialproduct 19
I'm usually more embarrassed about admitting that I ate at McDonald's than I am about what I order.
Qandol 26
Two double cheeseburger isn't that much for two people. Specially from McDonald's.
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Comments (76)
riahlum 12
I mean i guess i can see where your coming from, but really? There mcdonalds employees youll never see again. Not really an fml or ydi in my opinion
Corbane11 16
I order two burgers for myself all the time, I see nothing wrong with this
GreedyGreedo 10
Well technically, it is your business, as obesity rates and overall unhealthiness are costing the health industry mucho money, which comes out in your taxes
Wildhippo 4
Is there any rule to have only one?
KillerKatz 9
This FML is garbage... Just like McDonalds food
atomicxsarah 17
I feel ya! I get embarrassed when I order a happy meal and large diet coke for myself. I'm sure people know its for me lol oh well!
robinXx246 6
no worries I have done the almost the same thing at McDonald's, I ordered a burger and mcnuggets, all for me haha
usmcinfantry0311 8
i dont see a problem here. So what you eat 2 burgers? I eat 2 big mac meals with large fries and drinks. I can knock down a whole Large pizza by myself. If you eat, go ahead then eat. Don't let someone make you feel bad because of how much you eat.
Justagirl97 9
No Shame, i eat 2 mcdoubles and fries every time I go to McDonald's
Fffhjno_fml 17
Next time order the McBitchin' (McAwesome). No judgements passed when ordering something bitchin'.