Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
Classic
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Monolith
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Keeping up appearances
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
A bit much
Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML
Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a Happy Meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML
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socialproduct 19
I'm usually more embarrassed about admitting that I ate at McDonald's than I am about what I order.
Qandol 26
Two double cheeseburger isn't that much for two people. Specially from McDonald's.
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Seabass_Chan 33
Just so you know, the teenagers working for barely minimum wage at McDonalds don't care if you're pigging out alone. They care about not flunking out on their senior year of high school and ending up as the next middle-age manager running the local McDonalds.
kaymo2 21
Was completely with you up to that last bit. Don't think you're better than someone else just because of where they work, a job is a job
InfiniteSunshine 32
The high schoolers that work at McDonald's are not lesser or more stupid than any other high schooler. They're just teens for god sake, McDonald's is one a the few jobs you can get without a completed high school education. My 17yr old cousin has worked there for 2yrs, and there's no way she's even a bit worried of flunking out, she's too smart for that, I think in order to fail, she'd actually have to try to fail lol. This doesn't just apply to high schoolers either, you don't know anyone's situation, so criticizing and thinking you're better than someone because of their job, isn't right. What if the woman/man working there got the job when they were young because she/he was a teen and/or single parent? What if the middle aged person working there just lost their job, has no other options, and needs some kind of income to support their family? Would you rather them sit at home being lazy?
godofguns708 5
they start people at more than 10$ an hour
howdmynosego 12
Say you are ordering for your Chinese friends. The two Chins
LNP18_fml 3
So ? You're allowed to est whatever you want :)
Rabite 28
Although I don't think the people at McDonald's care at all, I can't stand judgement over people's meals. Especially if you're overweight you get judged a lot. You can be overweight and eat two burgers in the evening after not eating anything before and you get judged negatively. You can be a thin person and eat all day and people will still tell you to eat more or don't care. It's ****** up. Nobody can win with their size and eating habits.
slavka012 11
No, what's ****** up is this politically correct non-judging stuff. People don't say what they mean any more! Two burgers is a crap meal for anybody, let alone for someone overweight.
hoosierholla 17
And what does it matter to you what someone else consumes, 31? It does not.
Jenmic 16
You sound like your a fan of This is Thin Privilege.
InfiniteSunshine 32
You #31, are what's wrong with the world, you have no understanding of how weight works and especially cannot judge people on it because you don't know their situation. I've been on all ends of the scale, experienced overweight, underweight, and finally normal weight. When I was overweight, I got a lot of judgement on everything, even though it wasn't my fault, and I was actually perfectly healthy in every other way, I just couldn't work off the weight no matter how hard I tried, which we discovered later was due to a medical condition. Also, ever heard of the term "skinny fat." You can be thin and still be very unhealthy, at my lowest weight, I was the definition of this term, barely 100 pounds, ate terribly, didn't exercise, but was I ever criticized like I was when I was overweight, nope, because I was thin, so I looked healthy, even though I was much healthier when I was overweight. I can tell you because I've lived it, being thin, you get treated a lot better, because people THINK you're healthy, not because you are. You can be overweight and still be fit and healthy, everyone's body is different, and as long as they only indulge in bad food once in a while, they'll be fine.
Rabite 28
Exactly. There are also people out there who lost a lot of weight because they were seriously ill and got lots of compliments for it. Imagine how they must have felt.
slavka012 11
#42, are you high? You can't be "fit" and "overweight" at the same time. I'm not "health nutjob", I have some extra weight too, and too eat junk from time to time, but I sure as hell would not want be told "it's ok, go ahead, eat some more crap".
slavka012 11
#34, if your criteria for everything is "does it affect you" then piss off, you should not be here at all. What I wrote does not affect you at all, so just move along.
slavka012 11
#37 No idea what you are talking about. Sorry, I don't watch CrapTV. The logic (or lack thereof) of you people baffles me. Let's face it, MCdonald's is not the healthiest food. It is optimized for speed of preparation and cost. Meat that goes into it is not the best, right? What else do I need to tell you? Even salad, if you take it with their dressing is LOADED with fats. And then there is chicken nuggets.... Now, if someone who is fat eats tons of food and being judged on that, you are saying "but wait, don't make assumptions, they are not fat because they eat shitloads of food, they might be just sick or have some kind of disorder". Yeah, right. Are you thinking this through? If they are sick/have disorder, they ESPECIALLY should be careful about what they eat.
InfiniteSunshine 32
#73, maybe you should read what I actually ******* said. Did I say "it's ok, go ahead, eat more crap," no, I didn't, did I. What I said was, as long as you only eat junk food ONCE IN A WHILE, you will be fine. Reading comprehension is your friend. No, I'm not high, you can be overweight AND fit and healthy. Do you know some people work out everyday and still have extra weight? They are still physically fit, even doctors agree on this. My neighbour is a prime example, she works out everyday, for multiple hours, but she isn't thin, she's about 150 pounds, a little overweight and thicker for her height, but she's the fittest person I know. As for your other stuff. Can you honestly tell which people are overweight because of a condition and which people aren't? You can't, can you, you cant judge someone just cause you see them eating bad once. So, therefore it's better if you just keep your mouth shut. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. I was 12-14 when I had to deal with people like you, I had a medical condition that even I didn't know I had, which made my metabolism nonexistent, I'd gain weight eating anything. Now, I often wonder what exactly went through the minds of the people who felt no remorse to treating a human being so poorly just because of my weight, reducing a 14yr old to tears because of something that really did not matter. So, does it make you feel good when you judge and treat people like crap just because of how they look? A lot of them already feel pretty bad, you don't help anything.
Jenmic 16
76 It's not a tv show it's a website about fat logic and people whining about being fat by calling it thin privilege.
rmsutton 20
Double cheeseburgers are tiny. The only people I know who can be full off of one of them are the tiny people who barely eat anything.
Danishduckling 20
I recently ordered 8 hamburgers, for myself, wasn't ashamed. own up to it, they don't give a shit, the only shame there is, is what's percieved by yourself. why would you care what a complete stranger thinks of you? if you want two burgers, you can have two burgers.
jgriff79 23
I seen a lady order 5 whoppers and a diet Coke. then she sat at a booth and consumed it.
sparkledoge 29
I like seeing people do that, for some reason it makes me laugh when they just order a ridiculous amount of food but care to make the drink diet anyway. It's like they think if they take a diet drink they can eat all the food in the world it cancels the effects.
hoosierholla 17
You do realize that Diet Coke tastes entirely different than regular Coke right?
MariaGiovanni 25
Im like 5' 2" 110 lbs and easily eat 3 or 4 burgers fries too. ive ordered at least 2 since I was like 8. That's not a big deal at all. In fact I rarely see anyone ordee just 1 sandwich unless its a combo and even then no one cares if you order more outside the combo. also ordering them both the same way could still make it for someone else...
Rabite 28
The thing is that if you're slim nobody cares but if you're overweight or obese people judge like crazy.
askullnamedbilly 33
Dude, if you're ordering at McDonalds you already admitted that you have no shame, it doesn't really matter WHAT you're ordering.
mjd02 15
I don't get why you feel bad, whenever I go to McDonald's I usually order two double cheeseburgers.